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Kemba and Blake

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They’re both ready to get out of here. Kemba keeps complaining about a “tire smell,” and Blake is kinda pissed after the New Jersey Star-Ledger “butchered” his op-ed about air fryer deregulation. To be fair to both, they did really rein in Blake’s creative voice, and Kemba is right — why does this building smell like new tires? It’s even starting to look like a tire?!
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