Bigs
Abraham Joum Maker Bol - Good shooting stretch big. Solid shot-blocker with good post defense. Slightly above average rebounder. Handles are so-so. Needs to hit the weights.
Sam Funches - Decent scorer inside and outside. Might get close to a steal and block a game. Serviceable post...
Winner: Ashes
Like or dislike the covid era, Ashes once again solidifies himself as the most creative and committed Commish any league has ever seen. This shit is...
Come forth readers and join me. Into the minds of madness we go. Come forth, and Praise be to Ashes. For we are not worthy of his flames. His Embers provide warmth. His Heat, His Wrath. Let the updrafts of his smoke carry the Ashes of our souls to the high heavens of SLN. I praise the Book of...
I read Matt's article and the comments, and I couldn't have been the only one to think...
... what if we included the old boards in the analysis??? and....
... would I still suck?
Pasting here the counts for both boards combined, then new boards, then old boards.
Hello friends. Many people have tried to evaluate GM performance over the years. We can look at championships, regular season record - or even a convoluted ranking formula that takes into account lots of variables - but these measures are missing an evaluation of the quintessential value of our...
Hey Y'all - I am mighty RP poor and bored in a class I am taking, so I thought I'd quickly put something pretty easy but informative together. I took a look at the base statistics and point differentials to try to answer the time old question. Who has the best division. And my results were...
1. Celtics (36-12 w/ +10 differential)
Its officially the Celtics year again. One year removed from the #2 odds, the consensus GMOY is looking unstoppable on his campaign to claim his second SLN title. I literally don’t think anything can stop this man as he sports the league’s best differential in...
This article is both a list of the best performers at their positions so far, and a teaser for the coming worst performers list. I’ve composed these in largely the same format and with the same metrics as the last couple of lists I posted last season (see original here for more information), with...
We've seen a couple GM tier rankings, but let's have a look at TEAMS in the here and now (inspired by Big Cat). Below are the definitive, unquestionable, current team rankings - nothing to do with the GM, just where the teams are at at the moment. This was heavily researched, MLA format...
Poverty Raptors are back with another get rich quick scheme: we're gonna redraft the 2010-2017 drafts, as you may have read in the title. Does that score me extra grading points for humor? Fuck yeah!
2010
10. Um, John Wall? (4th overall)
9. Greg Monroe (11th overall)
8. Larry Sanders (14th...
In the off-season of Sim Year 2019, LeBron James was finally traded. After 16 long seasons in Philadelphia, the King made his exit, heading north beyond the wall to join the Toronto Raptors. This is the story of how it went down, told by those who lived it, over the course of three long IRL months...
TL; DR: More free RP for a quick post! Prob wait til after FA to fill it out.
In addition to Team Awards, GMs can earn a quick and dirty 125RP by replying in this thread and filling out the below questionnaire - not required, but why not? Copy down the questions in a reply post and fill 'em out....
In honor of the new anniversary boost, I figured it might be worth going back to the last anniversary to see how those boosts worked out for the homies. Maybe this will give some guidance to people moving forward...maybe it won't. I'll break this down team by team since that's sort of how my brain...
1 Washington Bullets: Zion Williamson
Analysis: Wes choosing to fuck some people in the league by starting HOURS before the scheduled start of the draft chose Mister Fat Kid Love Cake himself Zionist Williamson. The DMV is known to have a rather strong...
Greetings from LeBronto, where head coach LaDon Gola has just called me to tell me the Raptors are descending into RP poverty. Yeah that's right. All you guys who once told me to trade you some RP just because like 18 months ago, you hoes owe me now. We're poor. Business is bad. We just got bounced...
I wanted to do an analysis to see how much stats get discounted when players transition from the NDL to SLN, but i am too stupid to figure out the NDL history link so that will have to wait for another day.
Instead, I went and looked at all of the guys who were sent down to the NDL and charted...
2019 181 Celtics Sign PG James Harden for $131,250,000 over 6 years.
This is a league-shifting contract that throws Minnesota into flux and could land Harden in new digs other than Boston. Wowza. Bad luck for the Wolves it seems and a big win for...
First time in a while I’ve had a lottery pick so I waffled on whether I’d do one of these this year. But the people need answers, so I’ve slapped together my best one yet. Still a work in progress, will update as we go, but draft is upon us!
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Reward Camps happen right before TC and are inputted manually by ashes. We're getting this thread posted now so people can start thinking about how they want to spend their camps.
Reminders:
You should aim to have these posted 1-2 days after the draft is completed. If you're not in the playoffs,...
Had a great first year in Long Island with gobs of 3&D potential - but we’ll likely go in a different direction in that spot. Open to moving, would be willing to make a lateral move for a bigger or smaller player. If you’re looking for this type in 2027 draft and can’t snag, feel free to reach out!
