Tanking
1. No Inside Offense.
2. Nav Rule (You must sign appropriate players to fill positions on your DC)
3. Start your best players and maintain reasonable option choices. There is room for experimentation at my discretion. No...
Toronto Raptors basketball club
For immediate release
December 13, 2022
The following statement was released today
by Raptors president Jeremy Woo in response to questions about Hakeem Olajuwon’s ruptured Achilles and the 1999 playoff run.
The Sonics are changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the Herb. Much that once was is lost, for none now play who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Tank. Six were given from the Suns, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. 4 sent sent to the...
Please offer a belated welcome to the new Mavs GMs - David Storch and Daniel Kogan! There was far too much interest from the Highland Park Jewish basketball community to choose just 1.
These GMs are fortunate to step into a promising franchise with the steal of the 1997 draft and their own twin...
TORONTO — The Raptors today announced the acquisitions of Hakeem Olajuwon and Terrell Brandon in separate trades that were way too long and complicated to place in this press release. In otherwords, we are going for it unless...
On the eve of the Miami Heat's 1997 pre-season opener, second-year GM Scoops made his biggest move yet. The Heat swung a deal with the Toronto Raptors, acquiring Toni Kukoc and Craig Ehlo in exchange for the Heat's 2003 first round pick, their...
Today, we announce the immediate release of point guard Rumeal Robinson from our roster.
Our decision to remove Robinson from our program was not taken lightly. Management recently learned that Robinson was convicted of 11 criminal counts, including fraud and bribery. Among these heinous acts,...
Being a trash collector, you hear TONS of questions around the block about our Sonics. Like, “do you think they enjoy being the worst GM in the league?” “Are they ashamed that as a designated tanker you couldnt get a top 3 Pick OR be a top team in talent development” “what would your dad say if we...
The winds of change are blowing through Portland...one of the most exciting young teams in SLN is going to be under new management! Jayant adds his first GM to his own little coaching shrub - he sent across a few words of welcome to be shared with the brotherhood:
The Sacramento Kings announced today that they have fired Head Coach, Garry St. Jean.
We have made the decision to part ways with Mr St. Jean, Kings Owner Jesse Vivek-Maloof said. While we thank Gary for his service, the start to this season has been...
3rd team all-NBA 27-year-old 6'10 Italian warlock Tom The Butcher Gugliotta will be changing his number to 93 representing the number of times foolish GM after foolish GM drafted someone not named Tom Gugliotta in the 1996 Creation Draft.
After a tough practice in Phoenix two days ago,...
Suns Fans, I know ownership has tortured you. I know Mr. Sarver has put you through hell your entire life as a Suns fan. I know you are thinking, Mr. Sarver, why are we not leveraging our future to win now when we have 4 1997 NBA All-Stars on our...
AAB Reporter Dingle McCringle has just called in to give us a live report. Dingle….
“Thanks Cleetus Feetus, I’m here inside the new Atlanta Hawks stadium but outside the locker room. They had just kicked me out for an impromptu meeting while I was in there interviewing the players – which is my...
Atlanta Anonymous Blog (AAB) – Sports
(ALL-STAR BREAK 1996-97) According to our source from inside the Atlanta Hawks, there are rising concerns inside Omni Coliseum. The arena is scheduled for demolition on July 26 of this year, and it seems the Hawks are destined for a similar course. The 1996-97...
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